My Brother Just Drove 300 Miles In This

Kinja'd!!! "Future Heap Owner" (aperiodic)
12/22/2018 at 19:58 • Filed to: How to make driving a Prius worse

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Poor guy


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 20:10

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So, Heap Owner is a family name?

I bet that noise drove him nuts.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 20:11

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It's got the South Everett Window Replacement Special, too.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Kiltedpadre
12/22/2018 at 20:13

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Apparently!

He was pretty peeved walking in the door


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/22/2018 at 20:15

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Window got smashed last night, and he  had a passenger that needed to get to town today for a parent’s birthday, so quick & dirty was the name of the game.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 20:17

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Meh, I’ve done s ketchier. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 20:18

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That really sucks. To do it to what appears to be a fairly old Prius is low. Like what could anyone have in a car with smashing a window for. Quarters for a toll both from the 90's?


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/22/2018 at 20:22

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Well.........

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He did leave some stuff in there...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 20:23

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[smacks forehead]

Boi boi boi boi...

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Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/22/2018 at 20:33

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It’s taking all my willpower to not give him that face


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 20:44

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On the plus side at least it only needs a door glass 


Kinja'd!!! Merfthemadmauler > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 21:18

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I always leave my vehicle unlocked. What’s someone going to find? A  few bucks and change and some Tom Waits cds?


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Future Heap Owner
12/22/2018 at 21:53

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I have a neighbor I don’t know at all who keeps leaving their mountain bike or snowboards in their street-parked car. I can’t hold on to porch furniture for more than a few months...but good o n them for feeling safe here?


Kinja'd!!! facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/22/2018 at 22:46

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In college a friend of mine had his ~15 year old beater Corolla (complete with dead paint and black spray- painted hood) broken into. They ripped off the dash to facilitate stealing the stereo, and did indeed steal the ashtray because it had some coins in it, and I guess made a convenient way to carry them.